I have this friend margaret. And she’s too happy all the time. And kind of dumb but not… just mostly doesn’t think before she talks.

Today to one of our teachers Layel

M: do you smoke?
L: not cigarettes
We all laugh
L: or anything else
M: aww! Do you want some? I have some at home!!!
L: uhhh haha
Im nearly in tears laughing
L: (quietly) I only smoke once a m…argaret

Also she won’t stop calling layel ‘miss’ so it sounds like she’s twelve or something. A twelve year old offering their teacher pot.

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rosu:

nara: oh that was 5 cents on the ground i thought it was 2 dollars. im not bending down just for five cents.

me: the other day i bent over for 5 cents….

both of us:

….

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#oh my god he is like miss america or something

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eskapismus:

something that happened years ago, i think we were about 13?
and it was after PE and we were all changing in the locker room and two girls were arguing with each other and one of them got so mad at the other that she picked up the nearest shoe and threw it
but it missed the other girl and went straight into the toilet stall behind her and landed in the toilet
and they both started laughing so much that they forgot their argument and were friends again
but it was actually my friend nona’s shoe and she had to go the rest of the day with only one shoe because of that.

if there’s a moral to this story i have no idea what it is?

i just laughed myself to tears.

rosuu:

if you watched the hunger games you would have seen this hilariously pathetic flashback scene

i cant animate rain so you’ll just have to use your imagination

but trust me there was just so much EMOTION

rosie wins all the prizes.

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littlebambis:

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rosiepayne:

idk but i think it’s hilarious

hahaha this looks like when we drew Lucy as a mountain

AHHAHA

ro youre hilarious, also it reminds me of me for some reason. maybe cos i have big lips

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