Scatterbrains.

hpkomic:

One day I’ll apply for a job, and the interviewer will say, “your qualifications are great, let me just look you up online.”

So he’ll sit at the desk, google me, and get a disturbed look on his face. He’ll turn to me, glare, and then shake his head.

He’ll say, “we can’t hire you.”

Then I’ll go, “what? Why not?”

And his brow will furl, he’ll give me a Kubrick-stare, and the words will roll thickly from his spittle-soaked lips.

“You said something unpopular on the internet.”

And then the next day I die when my cardboard box catches on fire due to a frayed wire on my second-hand hot-plate.

This is literally my thought process at this moment.

ahahahaha. you sir are hilarious. 

when jerks turn out not be jerks and then you kinda want to be their best friend

jaunepoi:

do you ever random type

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

haven’t said hey new followers in a while so

hey new followers! 

dont know how interior designy this blog is going to get. just warning you!

thanks for liking me or something

wheninmelb:

LIES! theyre just idiots. cute enough but ehhh. i know plenty of people who feel the same.

rosuu:

a-death-frisbee:

I’m not allowed to fly one in either </3 i now can’t have hedgehog john </3

yes i have researched this many times

it always ends in heartbreak

we also cant have hamsters :( we dont get anything cool.