May 2013
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fruitsgarden: being a girl is the worst because nice shirts r always seethrough so u have to wear friggin singlets underneath everything and it just makes an outfit that was nice n free feel 30000% more uncomfortable and its like why do i have to put up with this shit u know i know roro i feel all of this pain
May 16th
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Ahhhh why do I have this overwhelming desire to sleep all day. You say you’ll be a good student go do thattttt. So angry at myself. Have been up for an hour and a half going no no ill go back to sleep I can just go for the last half hour of class no no. Shut up me. You jerk.
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fruitsgarden: princessovaries: fruitsgarden: today i wanted frozen yoghurt like softserve consistency but u know i dont even think that exists in this town how upsetting That exists here and it is my favourite (story time there used to be a health food shop owned by the parents of a boy i went to highschool with. on a school trip we were at the shopping centre we went to his parents...
May 14th
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:( i feel really tense and my entire spine hurts and i just want to cry and eat some sort of delicious hot chocolatey dessert and watch a movie but i should do assignments i keep promising myself ill do better. and then all i do outside of school is sleep eat and work :(
May 14th
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blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
May 14th
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sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
May 14th
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May 13th
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seriously though tumblree’s and tumblrette’s did someones cheercoach mum just try and scam me? program hackzor robot to ‘older woman who definitley knows how to talk to teenagers’
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
May 12th
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